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Oh my lord, is it really happening? I think I am starting a blog "renaissance and ruminations" to keep forward momentum in the cork-bobbing-on-the-ocean-of-life story of a 50 something woman. Wow, how on earth did we get here? Oi, or how do you spell that all you women of jewish heritage? It. . is a really long story, so I'd best not start from the beginning cuz then we'll be here forever, so I am going to be mindful and start with Today. Today was one of those days--well, it could have been the summer heat, or it could have been the fact that the daughter has been home all summer and is overdue to go back to college, or, gee, it could have been the fact that I was scheduled to go to the eye surgeon to get my eye cut open and a cataract removed....I wonder what it was that triggered the volcano to erupt. You choose. Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3. I just have to see it in writing to believe it- It is hard keeping it all together I don't really understand how I am supposed to just go with the tidal flow like this. Can someone please explain? I cannot afford a therapist right now...Oops, gotta go. Time for dinner.